Pokemon Funny Motivational Help Finding A Certain Funny Pokemon Story?

Help finding a certain funny Pokemon story? - pokemon funny motivational

Pokemon It was a funny story that I want to learn, but can not. It was Ash Ketchum. The start was to describe how his mother threw him out of his house and his best friend, I hated. Then he goes on to describe how his other friend, just an old man looking for Asian girls and a score of red, with chicken heads. In the story, without knowing that Ash comes to an end, but. Can someone me a link to this story? It would be nice!